So apparently the human race has developed to such a impressive state that we need to be reminded of the obvious…
The following are warning labels, for our own protection:
“Remove child before folding” — a warning label on a baby stroller
“Does not supply oxygen” — a label on a common dust mask
“Never operate your speakerphone while driving” – on a hands-free cell phone product called the “Drive ‘N’ Talk”!
“Danger: Avoid Death” — a warning label on a small tractor
“Harmful if swallowed” — a warning on a brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook
“This product moves when used” — a warning on a popular children’s scooter
“This product is not intended for use as a dental drill” – warning label on a rotary tool
“May cause drowsiness” — a warning label for Nytol One-a-Night sleeping aids
Bag of peanuts purchased in a vending machine today had the warning, “May contain traces of peanuts”